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Netgem TV 2023

A look at the state of the service in 2023. Netgem TV is a Freeview box with additional IPTV channels bolted on and is commonly offered with FTTP internet service providers as a supplement to their services like Octapus, TalkTalk. Most of the channels FTA fodder, though there are a few good ones that cater to niche interests.

Netgem TV Freeview

The amount of channels included in the service has expanded, over 120 IP channels now available. The amount of channels added has caused Netgem to expand the channel numbers that have been allocated, as they were previously in the 9xx section of the guide. Channels now start at 830.

There is also an increase in apps offered, with Netflix, Plex and Rakuten now being offered, in addition to your standard selection of Freeview Play catchup services.

Weird why they cannot use the 300-599 section, which is used for Youview. These boxes will never be able to access Youview’s services, so why not use that section of the EPG?

Games

Several new games have been added to the service

Netgem TV Freeview

Math Boy – A mental maths game where you have to choose the correct answer before the flying skill-bat-thing kills you, you only have one chance, so be quick.

Maze Game – A maze game that is difficult to control, making it difficult to navigate the maze. The stiff remote really does not help with these sort of games.

Samurai Vs Zombie – This is the same as the interactive math game, but with zombies vs samurai. The questions are a lot more varied, and you cannot choose the type of sums unlike the other game.

Little Dino Adventure – A platform game where you control a green lizard as you navigate through the level, avoiding enemies in the process. Controlling the game requires a bit of skill, as you cannot run and jump to another platform due to the limitations of the remote, careful timing is required to jump to another platform.

Super Knight – Platform game were you have to get the Knight to the other end of the level, avoiding and killing the enemies.

Vikings Vs Skeletons – Another platform game where you play as an Eddie Hall lookalike against skeletons.

Galactic War – Side-scrolling space fighting game, similar to Space Impact on Nokia Series 40 phones.

E.T. Game – Platform game where you control a spaced-out space alien

Tappy Dumont – Flappy bird clone

Apps

Netgem TV Freeview

Plex – Popular local media streaming app, this also comes with FAST (Free Ad Supported TV) live TV channels that are very similar to the ones offered by Netgem itself. Most of these are American and will appeal to niche audiences.

Rakuten TV – an online video store that also provides themed FAST channels. I’m not sure if the guide is supposed to be three-quarters down the screen which makes it difficult to read and navigate.

Netgem TV Games

Not to be outdone by Youview, Netgem has decided to add a few games to their Freeview TV service. These games can be accessed directly from the TV Guide and are played using the remote control.

A new Games tab can be seen from the main menu, taking you directly to a selection of games on offer, all of which are free (for now, unless they decide to implement pay to play like Sky did)
Like the Youview games they are similar in scope to the Newgrounds Adobe Flash games of the time, but rendered in HD and played using the remote control.

Netgem TV Games

Car Rush

Very similar to Outrun where you have to steer a car around the track with the objective to get to the finish line within the time limit, avoiding the obstacles and navigating the bending track.

Rowing 2 Sculls Challenge

A rowing game where you have to press the OK button when your boat passes over a green circle to boost. No steering or button mashing is required, you just press a single button. Despite this timing is crucial, especially on the later levels, it also does not help the framerate takes a hit the more opponents there are on screen, and the remote isn’t exactly tactile so you have to compensate by pressing earlier.

Watercraft RUSH

Well its just Car Rush but with water. I guess this is similar in concept to Nintendo’s Wave Rush, or Namco’s Aqua Jet.

Slalom Ski Simulator

This ones a bitch to play, mainly due to the uneven frame rate which makes it difficult to anticipate the distance of the upcoming flag. Again its similar to , Cool Boarders, 1080 Snowboarding or Ski Free, where you have to steer and pass through the flags in order to progress to the next level.
Very difficult as mentioned above due to the framerate and unresponsive controls, could be remedied by having three lives instead of a game over every time you miss a flag.

Galatic Maze

Set in space, you have to guide your ship using the arrow keys to navigate through the gaps. If you ship hits a wall, it is destroyed and the game is over, you only get one life.

Street Basketball

A basketball games where you have to press the Ok button when the basketball indicator reaches in the middle, this game is reliant on your reaction time. Although you can select your character, I don’t think it has any affect on the game play itself.

Christmas Rush

Here you have to guide Santa around the obstacle in order to collect the dropped gifts. A star can be collected with will allow Santa to move faster

City Block

Build a city block, trying to keep it as straight as possible by pressing the OK button. You have to drop the block in the centre of the screen to get the best score.

Nugget Seeker Adventure

Like DigDug, you have to mine your way through the level, collecting the gold nuggets whilst avoiding the enemy diggers who will attack.

Pac-Rat

Pacman with rats

Radioactive Ball

Objective here is to split the ball by pressing the Ok button, but you have to avoid the balls landing on you, which is easier said than done. I think the end goal is to make the balls as small as possible, but I’ve never managed to get past the first level.

Snake

Your typical snake game, eat/collect the dots to increase your score and the size of your snake.

Skeet Challenge

A game where you need to aim and shoot the onscreen skeets, very difficult to aim and score.

Duck Shooter

A duck hunt clone, also this one has the controls intended for a PC keyboard, as it references using the spacebar to shoot. Different birds move at faster speeds which makes it harder to aim and shoot. You also get a bonus for how quick it takes to shoot a duck.

Flags Maniac

A flag memory/knowledge games where you have to match the country to their respective flag.

Solitaire

It’s a solitaire game alright

Ric Tac Toe

You can adjust the grid size from three options 3×3, 5×5 or 7×7. Two players can play, but you have to use the same remote and take turns.

Master Checkers

A checkers game

2048 cuteness edition

Similar to that 2048 game on PlayWorks but with a bunch of animals and that damn ukulele music in the background that sounds like your watching a makeup tutorial.

Goose Game

Objective is to throw the dice with the aim of getting to the finish line first. Upto two players can play, and upto 6 players can be on screen at one, with the remaining being controlled by the CPU. This is one of the best games available on the service purley for the simple gameplay.

Snakes & Ladders

Classic snakes and ladders game, can be played upto 2 players, with 6 players in total being controlled by the CPU.

Conclusion

So its a good start and a nice addition for Netgem’s TV service, but the main let-down is the lack of horse power from the hardware. I’m not sure what SoC Netgem use but it seems to struggle with the more demanding games. The main issue is the remote, this just not designed for gaming with its stiff keys and hollow build quality, a wireless controller might be a better addition.